Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by Miz B of Should Be Reading and asks you to :1. Grab your current read
2. Open to a random page
3 . Share 2 "teaser" sentences also citing the title of the book and the author and in that way people can have great recommendations if they like the "teaser".
4. Please avoid spoilers!
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On My First Day Of Kindergarten
"You thought that was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you about the rest of life."
~page 5
On Slumber Parties
"There's chips in the cabinet and ice cream in the freezer. Stay away from knives and fire. Okay, I've done my part, I'm going to bed."
~ page 33
On Picking The Right College
"Don't pick some place because you think it will be easy to get laid there... No, no that's a very good reason to pick a lot of things, just not this."
~page 77
Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern
2. Open to a random page
3 . Share 2 "teaser" sentences also citing the title of the book and the author and in that way people can have great recommendations if they like the "teaser".
4. Please avoid spoilers!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
On My First Day Of Kindergarten
"You thought that was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you about the rest of life."
~page 5
On Slumber Parties
"There's chips in the cabinet and ice cream in the freezer. Stay away from knives and fire. Okay, I've done my part, I'm going to bed."
~ page 33
On Picking The Right College
"Don't pick some place because you think it will be easy to get laid there... No, no that's a very good reason to pick a lot of things, just not this."
~page 77
Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern
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Ha! I love that sh*t!
ReplyDeleteMy teaser is here.
hahaha what a great teaser!
ReplyDeleteI did not know that they have a book for this.
Thanks for sharing, adding it on my tbr.
Thanks also for dropping by my site.
These are great teasers this week!
ReplyDeleteI just reviewed Sh*t last week. What a funny and irreverent book. I am a new follower. I can't believe I haven't found you before. We have a lot in common...books, hammocks, and kids in their early 20s.
ReplyDeleteLooks better then the tv show was.
ReplyDeleteHilarious
ReplyDeleteAnn
Super hilarious! LOVE these teasers! This one is on my to-buy list!
ReplyDeleteGood ones! If only life was as hard as kindergarten!
ReplyDeleteMy husband just listened to this audio and loved it!
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