Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, totally worn out and screaming,
"WOO HOO, what a ride!"

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Teaser Tuesdays

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by Miz B of Should Be Reading and asks you to :
1. Grab your current read
2. Open to a random page
3 . Share 2 "teaser" sentences also citing the title of the book and the author and in that way people can have great recommendations if they like the "teaser".
4. Please avoid spoilers!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

On My First Day Of Kindergarten
"You thought that was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you about the rest of life."
~page 5

On Slumber Parties
"There's chips in the cabinet and ice cream in the freezer. Stay away from knives and fire. Okay, I've done my part, I'm going to bed."
~ page 33

On Picking The Right College
"Don't pick some place because you think it will be easy to get laid there... No, no that's a very good reason to pick a lot of things, just not this."
~page 77

Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern


  1. Ha! I love that sh*t!

    My teaser is here.

  2. hahaha what a great teaser!
    I did not know that they have a book for this.
    Thanks for sharing, adding it on my tbr.

    Thanks also for dropping by my site.

  3. These are great teasers this week!

  4. I just reviewed Sh*t last week. What a funny and irreverent book. I am a new follower. I can't believe I haven't found you before. We have a lot in common...books, hammocks, and kids in their early 20s.

  5. Super hilarious! LOVE these teasers! This one is on my to-buy list!

  6. Good ones! If only life was as hard as kindergarten!

  7. My husband just listened to this audio and loved it!


Thanks for visiting and leaving a comment. I hope you keep coming back!