Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, totally worn out and screaming,
"WOO HOO, what a ride!"

Showing posts with label Sh*t My Dad Says. Show all posts
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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Teaser Tuesdays

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly meme hosted by Miz B of Should Be Reading and asks you to :
1. Grab your current read
2. Open to a random page
3 . Share 2 "teaser" sentences also citing the title of the book and the author and in that way people can have great recommendations if they like the "teaser".
4. Please avoid spoilers!
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On My First Day Of Kindergarten
"You thought that was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you about the rest of life."
~page 5


On Slumber Parties
"There's chips in the cabinet and ice cream in the freezer. Stay away from knives and fire. Okay, I've done my part, I'm going to bed."
~ page 33


On Picking The Right College
"Don't pick some place because you think it will be easy to get laid there... No, no that's a very good reason to pick a lot of things, just not this."
~page 77

Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern